This is what my car looked like this morning: Yep. Covered in bird poop. My very mean husband makes me park on the street because my car leaks a little oil, and he doesn't want it to leak on our new driveway. So, every spring when the birds return to our trees and have babies, they … Continue reading At the Car Wash, Yeah!
It's Monday. But I'm not letting the Mondays get the best of me this week, and neither should you! Me: You vowed to share your life with me. That includes your pancakes. Husband: Why do you want my pannies? Friend: So, I'm standing at the urinal and the guy next to me sighs, and … Continue reading Wake Up Call #15
My mom, my sister, my aunt and I are subscribers to the Goodman Theatre in Chicago; every few weeks we get together to grab dinner and some wine, and go see our show. Sometimes we intersperse with additional shows throughout the year. Last week, we went to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the Oriental … Continue reading Headed to the Thea-tah
Happy Monday! Did you watch the This is Us finale last week? This is how my friend Mel and I felt about it: But, almost a week later, we are recovering. Hopefully, you are too. Let's do this-- you, me, and this kitty! So, my brother was over on Sunday, talking about how much of a … Continue reading Wake Up Call #14
When I got home from work yesterday, Husband said to me, "Bob's coming over. I told him you get a boner for popping things, so you need to pop a boil in his ear." "What? A boil? I don't know if that's in my repertoire..." (I was going to put a picture of an ear … Continue reading Can you pop Bob’s boil?
Good morning! I am feeling a little under the weather today, but could never fail to bring you your weekly wake up call! Tackle this week like my friend Bob: Sister: She's trying to stick her finger in my mouth. Me: ...Well, her nose actually. Sister: Like that's better?! "You know I'm afraid of … Continue reading Wake Up Call #13
Steve kept texting me, too. Katy thinks he might actually like me, perhaps more than just shenanigans, and I think she might be right. “Oh most definitely you are [a nerd], but it’s attractive.” “I’m always hanging on your every word.” He’s sweet... When we last discussed the Timeline of Lurrvee, I told you the … Continue reading The Timeline of Lurrvee: Part Deux
Hey y'all! How is it Monday, again? How does that little bastard creep up on us every week? I've decided to depart slightly from the usual wake up call this week: rather than an assortment of conversations, today's post is a story someone told me about a hilarious and embarrassing dorm experience. Sadly, no, this … Continue reading Wake Up Call #12
I'm sorry guys, I don't think I can pull together a cohesive post this week. At least not today. Instead today's post includes a few things I've been thinking about* (read on at your own risk). If you want something that holds any sort of value, read my fiction piece called "The Pity Party" or … Continue reading Just rambling…