At the Car Wash, Yeah!

This is what my car looked like this morning: Yep. Covered in bird poop. My very mean husband makes me park on the street because my car leaks a little oil, and he doesn't want it to leak on our new driveway. So, every spring when the birds return to our trees and have babies, they … Continue reading At the Car Wash, Yeah!

Wake Up Call #15

It's Monday. But I'm not letting the Mondays get the best of me this week, and neither should you! Me: You vowed to share your life with me. That includes your pancakes. Husband: Why do you want my pannies?   Friend: So, I'm standing at the urinal and the guy next to me sighs, and … Continue reading Wake Up Call #15