Good morning! Do you like my leggings? My sister said they’re embarrassing, but I think they’re glorious.
I hope your week is out of this world! 😉
Sister, to our girlfriends group text: I just saw a post from a bachelorette* party in Arizona, and they went hiking. If any of you bitches make me hike on a bachelorette party, I’ll be pissed.
Friend: Last night [friend] was talking about his bachelor party. They might go hiking, and [Friend’s Husband] goes, “What the fuck? I’m not hiking.”
*Why does “bachelorette” always have the red, squiggly, misspelled line underneath it?! It’s a word, people.
“I’ll never forget the time I almost got crushed by a piano.”
“I like when the wind blows up my nose.”
“He doesn’t have a mirror in his room, but he does have his kindergarten graduation diploma framed above his bed. I asked him, ‘Is that your diploma from kindergarten?!’ and he was like, ‘Yep.’ And then that was the end of the conversation.”
Friend A: After we saw about a 100 commercials for it, we decided to do genetic DNA tests, but [her husband/ Friend B] was so distraught because he thought he was Cherokee Indian, and instead we found out he was Inbred Jewish.
Friend B: We named our dog CHEROKEE. It was a little upsetting. Also, I’m not inbred.
Me: Babe, fix your hat, it’s, like, weird and tucked behind your ear.
Husband: Dude, you’re wearing cat pants*, and you’re worried about what my hat looks like?!
*See photo above
“Put that in your blog and smoke it!”
Lol strike one for the hubby in the hat, he wins the internet today 🙂
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Haha I’ll be sure to let him know!
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I see your sister still loves nature!!
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As much as ever! 😉
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Seriously Bex, you make my day
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Aw thanks Aunt Rhonda! You just made mine! 😊😘
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love the leggings – if your comfortable so what!
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The leggings are clearly incredible and anybody who says otherwise is merely jealous af.
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Well, obviously. Maybe I should get him a pair. 😉
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I think that’s only wise.
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Love those leggings!
Also, I would totally be up for a bachelorette party that included a hike. That sounds awesome! 😀
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Haha that doesn’t surprise me Josy! 😸 And I LOVE those leggings– no shame!
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