Hello beautiful people! The Wake Up Call is officially back, and I don’t know about you, but I really missed it!
Before we jump in, I have just one quick thing to share:
One of my NaNo posts (I don’t remember which. Possibly the one where I was complaining.) was my 100th post on The Married Cat Lady!
Raise your hand if you’ve read them all!
I kid, I kid. Butttt let me know in the comments which post has been your favorite!
Ok, ok, I know you’re excited. Let’s get to it, shall we?
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The other day at our Friendsgiving, I was twerking, and my friends were like, “Wow, you know how to actually do that!”
Whenever I get drunk, I watch my wedding video.
Friend A: Do you think this is a compliment: “Damn girl, you look like you eat a lot of cornbread…”?
Me: What?! No!
Friend B (A’s fiance): That’s not what I said. I said, “Damn girl you look great. Do you eat a lot of cornbread?”
…It’s a compliment. It means, like, your ass looks great.
Me: Just. No.
One time, I ate a whole bag of grapes, and then I couldn’t go to school.
And for the finale, this conversation between my sister, my husband, and me:
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Have a great week everyone!!
P.S. Don’t forget to let me know which Married Cat Lady post has been your favorite! I’d love to know!