Good morning everyone! Happy Monday!
It’s the second week of 2018! How are your resolutions coming along? I didn’t really make any… oops!
Actually, one of the things I want to do this week is reflect on the year, and make some goals for 2018… keep your eyes peeled for that belated new year post. 😉
In the meantime, let’s get crackin’ on your wake up call!
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If my dog could talk, she’d be grounded a lot. She looks at me like, “Bitch, don’t judge me.”
Husband: You know I’m an expert in everything Lovato.
(That would be Demi Lovato, obv.)
Child: Why am I eating gum?
Babysitter: Where did you get it from?
Child: I don’t know…
You can have fun without drinking… or at least that’s what I tell myself. *Sips his beer*
My mom went to a hockey game with some of her friends, and she sent me a picture of her and some random dude that just said, “Me and hot guy.”
Maybe they have feelings now, so they’re hugging.
Me: Can you put some regular pants on please?
Husband: I’m my better self in my sweatpants.
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How are you going to be your better self this year? Let me know in the comments! (I’m going to wash my hair less.)