Wake Up Call #48

Good morning everyone! Happy Monday!

It’s the second week of 2018! How are your resolutions coming along? I didn’t really make any… oops!

 

Actually, one of the things I want to do this week is reflect on the year, and make some goals for 2018… keep your eyes peeled for that belated new year post. ๐Ÿ˜‰

In the meantime, let’s get crackin’ on your wake up call!

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If my dog could talk, she’d be grounded a lot. She looks at me like, “Bitch, don’t judge me.”

 


 

Husband: You know I’m an expert in everything Lovato.

(That would be Demi Lovato, obv.)

 


 

(Submission)

Child: Why am I eating gum?

Babysitter: Where did you get it from?

Child: I don’t know…

 


 

You can have fun without drinking… or at least that’s what I tell myself. *Sips his beer*

 


 

(Submission)

My mom went to a hockey game with some of her friends, and she sent me a picture of her and some random dude that just said, “Me and hot guy.”

 


 

Maybe they have feelings now, so they’re hugging.

 


 

Me: Can you put some regular pants on please?

Husband: I’m my better self in my sweatpants.

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How are you going to be your better self this year? Let me know in the comments! (I’m going to wash my hair less.)

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11 thoughts on “Wake Up Call #48

  1. Just in case I haven’t said it before: No resolutions for me, I know I’m not holding them…. BUT One thing I will take up AGAIN more seriously is ‘Sending at least one, possibly 2,3 postcards, greetings, short notes or even letter(s) per week’. Not mails, not whatsapp messages, nor sms, real mail via snail mail. Did it more regularly and slacked…. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. Hey Happy new year. I have stopped making resolutions for it stopped working on me, I need to learn the art of curbing my over thinking or anger over someone saying something ridiculous. It keeps bothering me. An interesting and super fun post, Becca.

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