Goodbye, Gloria

Gloria, It's time we say goodbye. We had a good run, you and I. We met at a time when I really needed you, when I'd been abandoned by someone else. But, unfortunately, we've outgrown each other. Or rather, I've outgrown you. You've aged, Gloria. It happens to the best of us, old friend: creaks, … Continue reading Goodbye, Gloria

Wake Up Call #36

Hey y'all! Is it me, or did Monday really creep up on us this week? Such sly minx. I hope you all had a magical weekend. Are you ready to tackle this week?! - - - Me: My dad has really small nipples. Friend: Yeah, I've seen your dad's nipples.     Mom: Do you remember … Continue reading Wake Up Call #36