I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!! Ugh, guys, I can't tell you how much I missed being The Married Cat Lady! I am beyond excited to be back! Now, depending on how loyal a follower you are, you may or may not know why I was on hiatus. This is why: On that fateful Monday, I was actually out all day … Continue reading The Return!
When I got home from work yesterday, Husband said to me, "Bob's coming over. I told him you get a boner for popping things, so you need to pop a boil in his ear." "What? A boil? I don't know if that's in my repertoire..." (I was going to put a picture of an ear … Continue reading Can you pop Bob’s boil?
Steve kept texting me, too. Katy thinks he might actually like me, perhaps more than just shenanigans, and I think she might be right. “Oh most definitely you are [a nerd], but it’s attractive.” “I’m always hanging on your every word.” He’s sweet... When we last discussed the Timeline of Lurrvee, I told you the … Continue reading The Timeline of Lurrvee: Part Deux
Hey y'all! How is it Monday, again? How does that little bastard creep up on us every week? I've decided to depart slightly from the usual wake up call this week: rather than an assortment of conversations, today's post is a story someone told me about a hilarious and embarrassing dorm experience. Sadly, no, this … Continue reading Wake Up Call #12
I'm sorry guys, I don't think I can pull together a cohesive post this week. At least not today. Instead today's post includes a few things I've been thinking about* (read on at your own risk). If you want something that holds any sort of value, read my fiction piece called "The Pity Party" or … Continue reading Just rambling…
Good morning, good mooooorning! (I was singing that in my head. You're welcome.) It's time for the wake up call! Husband: When you get home you need to pluck my grey hairs so I can pretend to be a student again. (We were travelling to his alma mater.) Sister: When I speak in a … Continue reading Wake Up Call #11
I'm a chatty person; you've probably figured that out by now. So is my friend Katelyn. And, we're both a little weird. Last weekend, I fed her a jello shot using a very tiny spoon. Back in college, Katelyn and I were hanging out, and decided we would grab a movie, some snacks, and a … Continue reading Freeze Pops are just like ice cubes, right?
My husband, Steve, is no stranger to the goings on at the Married Cat Lady. He’s often referenced in both ramblings and wake up calls. He’s also the best editor and reader I have. I decided that in honor of Valentine’s Day this week, I would tell the story of our lurrvee (or at least … Continue reading The Timeline of Lurrvee: Ridge Fest Rendezvous
Good morning! Happy Monday! Time to roll out of bed and read the Wake Up Call! Sister: You know, it just seems like a lot of holes to jump through. Mom: You mean hoops? Sister: Yeah, whatever. English is hard. "The human body is amazing. The skin over my cut is growing back … Continue reading Wake Up Call #9
This is what I looked like when I was thirteen. I was a big dork. And, let's face it, I'm still a big dork. I had this weird emotional, I don't want to say relationship, but maybe, attachment to, or reliance on my older self. For example, I was the last of my friends to get … Continue reading To be opened April 16, 2007