A momentous life event took place in the fall of my freshman year of high school: my first kiss. Our story begins the night of the homecoming dance. My date was the boy in the picture below. He was not my future first kiss. (C'mon. You know I never pass up the opportunity to share … Continue reading It Just Sat There…
When I got home from work yesterday, Husband said to me, "Bob's coming over. I told him you get a boner for popping things, so you need to pop a boil in his ear." "What? A boil? I don't know if that's in my repertoire..." (I was going to put a picture of an ear … Continue reading Can you pop Bob’s boil?
Steve kept texting me, too. Katy thinks he might actually like me, perhaps more than just shenanigans, and I think she might be right. “Oh most definitely you are [a nerd], but it’s attractive.” “I’m always hanging on your every word.” He’s sweet... When we last discussed the Timeline of Lurrvee, I told you the … Continue reading The Timeline of Lurrvee: Part Deux
I'm a chatty person; you've probably figured that out by now. So is my friend Katelyn. And, we're both a little weird. Last weekend, I fed her a jello shot using a very tiny spoon. Back in college, Katelyn and I were hanging out, and decided we would grab a movie, some snacks, and a … Continue reading Freeze Pops are just like ice cubes, right?
Good morning! Happy Monday! Time to roll out of bed and read the Wake Up Call! Sister: You know, it just seems like a lot of holes to jump through. Mom: You mean hoops? Sister: Yeah, whatever. English is hard. "The human body is amazing. The skin over my cut is growing back … Continue reading Wake Up Call #9
A few months ago, I discovered that my library was hosting a BYOB Harry Potter trivia night. This immediately caught my eye because it involved two of my favorite things: Harry Potter and beverages. I immediately texted my friend Katy, who is also a fan of those things. "There is a BYOB Harry Potter trivia … Continue reading The Deathly Vinos
I am not a sporty person. I don't really like watching sports. Anyone who knows me, knows this fact to be true. But I do like hanging out with people, eating snacks, and drinking for sports. However, in my day I did play softball-- in which I received the Sportsmanship Award. I was/ still am very … Continue reading Hooray sports! Do the thing! Win the points!