Good morning! Do you like my leggings? My sister said they're embarrassing, but I think they're glorious. I hope your week is out of this world! 😉 Sister, to our girlfriends group text: I just saw a post from a bachelorette* party in Arizona, and they went hiking. If any of you bitches make … Continue reading Wake Up Call #16
It's Monday. But I'm not letting the Mondays get the best of me this week, and neither should you! Me: You vowed to share your life with me. That includes your pancakes. Husband: Why do you want my pannies? Friend: So, I'm standing at the urinal and the guy next to me sighs, and … Continue reading Wake Up Call #15
Happy Monday! Did you watch the This is Us finale last week? This is how my friend Mel and I felt about it: But, almost a week later, we are recovering. Hopefully, you are too. Let's do this-- you, me, and this kitty! So, my brother was over on Sunday, talking about how much of a … Continue reading Wake Up Call #14
When I got home from work yesterday, Husband said to me, "Bob's coming over. I told him you get a boner for popping things, so you need to pop a boil in his ear." "What? A boil? I don't know if that's in my repertoire..." (I was going to put a picture of an ear … Continue reading Can you pop Bob’s boil?
Good morning! I am feeling a little under the weather today, but could never fail to bring you your weekly wake up call! Tackle this week like my friend Bob: Sister: She's trying to stick her finger in my mouth. Me: ...Well, her nose actually. Sister: Like that's better?! "You know I'm afraid of … Continue reading Wake Up Call #13
Hey y'all! How is it Monday, again? How does that little bastard creep up on us every week? I've decided to depart slightly from the usual wake up call this week: rather than an assortment of conversations, today's post is a story someone told me about a hilarious and embarrassing dorm experience. Sadly, no, this … Continue reading Wake Up Call #12
Good morning, good mooooorning! (I was singing that in my head. You're welcome.) It's time for the wake up call! Husband: When you get home you need to pluck my grey hairs so I can pretend to be a student again. (We were travelling to his alma mater.) Sister: When I speak in a … Continue reading Wake Up Call #11
I'm a chatty person; you've probably figured that out by now. So is my friend Katelyn. And, we're both a little weird. Last weekend, I fed her a jello shot using a very tiny spoon. Back in college, Katelyn and I were hanging out, and decided we would grab a movie, some snacks, and a … Continue reading Freeze Pops are just like ice cubes, right?
Hey y'all! It's Monday again! And for some very sad reason, I am not off school for Presidents' Day this year. Wah! Anyways, here's this week's wake up call. Sister's Boyfriend: To friend Yeah, I've been on the blog twice. I'm Man Friend. To me: Can I be Boyfriend now? Friend's dad at party: … Continue reading Wake Up Call #10
Good morning! Happy Monday! Time to roll out of bed and read the Wake Up Call! Sister: You know, it just seems like a lot of holes to jump through. Mom: You mean hoops? Sister: Yeah, whatever. English is hard. "The human body is amazing. The skin over my cut is growing back … Continue reading Wake Up Call #9